Road Warriors.

Infractions

Bob and Weaving: Unable to maintain a single lane choice

Guerilla-Merging: Blindly merging into traffic stealing right-of-way

Slicing and Dicing: Cutting unsuspecting drivers off

Telepathic Turning: Expecting others to know intent without signals

Seatbelt Checking: Excessive braking

Rump-Ranging: Riding the bumper of another vehicle or following too close

Parking Lot Torpedoing: Barreling across parking lot without regard for pedestrians or drivers

Shmoozing the Median: Failing to recognize that they are slower traffic in left passing lanes

Red Light, Green Lighting: Failing to maintain any consistent speed

Hyperspacing: Hauling \@ss, way above speed limit

Getting Yer Swerve On: Swerving aimlessly through traffic

Vampiring: Failing to use mirrors while operating vehicle, creating a pedestrian/vehicle hazard

Multitasking: Interleving driving with eating, working on personal hygiene, talking on phone, etc

Rhino-Phishing: Mucus excavation or mining, without adequate window tint

Charging the Pink: Barrelling toward an intersection to beat a red light

Fat-\@ssing: Parking car across two or more parking spaces

Curb-Tackling: Parallel parking so close to another, preventing the other car to leave

T-Boning: Parallel parking in travel lane, blocking traffic and curbside vehicle from leaving

Pigeon Releasing: 'Flipping the bird' after exercising a jacked up vehicle maneuver

Gliding: Technically California-Stopping, but without applying brakes

EMTying: Forgetting that emergency vehicles have right of way and not yielding to them

Slow Poking: Failing to realize that slower traffic is to move right

Door Jamming: Parking so close, next to a vehicle, the the neighboring car would have to enter their car through the trunk

Top Gunning: Doing a driveby on a disabled or stopped vehicle, without slowing down

Coloring Outside The Lines: Unable to drive with vehicle within the lines of the lane

Admiring Nature: Waiting for a different shade of green - Green means go